what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
also Ernest Hemmingway but that’s beside the point
if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET
you’re all invited to my funeral. bring your laptops & you’ll each read 1 of my posts out loud & realize it was good that i died
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again