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folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

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aw that sucks :( — me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)
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maybe if i was attractive this whole love life thing would be easier

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toukos:

self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing

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australian-government:

john green has had enough of your shit

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dritim:

sluggys:

You wouldn’t download a goat. 

shut the fuck up i would absolutely download a goat

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If it gets harder, then I don’t wanna break all alone.
I wanna break in your arms.

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my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

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deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

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hoe-bana:

Me when I have kids

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shameless challenge | [3/4] favorite male character(s) ► Kevin Ball
"Now i’m having four kids. If that means I gotta turn out some Russian Whores to feed my family, and pursue the America Dream, that’s how it’s gotta be!"

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